Tikgeparm is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, overgenerous meerkat.

Tikgeparm created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikgeparm, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tikgeparm, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Tikgeparm's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tikgeparm's Holy Commandments

1. Tikgeparm must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never look at stars.