Bugbidbig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, capable hare.

Bugbidbig created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugbidbig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bugbidbig, she will turn you into a rat.

Bugbidbig's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bugbidbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of grapes to monkeys while wearing orange stockings.

2. Never think ill of sick ducks.

3. Never talk about chromosomes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.