Sigpidzig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, kind goblin.

Sigpidzig created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Sigpidzig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sigpidzig, she will strike you with lightening.

Sigpidzig's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Sigpidzig's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Sigpidzig must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

5. Never feed lots of rice to whales while wearing mauve scarves.