Jipsitont is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, flying squid.

Jipsitont created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipsitont, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jipsitont, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Jipsitont's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Jipsitont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat parsnips.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Do not shave your chest.