Cutmut is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, capable gerbil.

Cutmut created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Cutmut, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cutmut, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cutmut's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Cutmut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four sheep approach from the south.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never hurt tapirs.

5. Cutmut must be the most important thing in your life.
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