Cabbenkop is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, impressive tortoise.

Cabbenkop created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabbenkop, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cabbenkop, she will turn you into a rat.

Cabbenkop's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cabbenkop's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cabbenkop.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not keep five great tits in a large pit.