Cam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish meerkat.

Cam created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Cam, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cam, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cam's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Cam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near voles while wearing red hats.

2. Never paint your back cyan.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not take Cam's name in vain.

5. Always look after injured grasshopers.