Fidnigyat is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous rhinoceros.

Fidnigyat created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidnigyat, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fidnigyat, he will turn you into a rock.

Fidnigyat's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Fidnigyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never think about special relativity near sheep while wearing black dresses and balancing three copper spheres on your chest.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always wear magenta.