Dagrulyarpvol is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, smart shrew.

Dagrulyarpvol created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagrulyarpvol, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dagrulyarpvol, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dagrulyarpvol's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Dagrulyarpvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never laugh in the presence of nematodes.

3. Always wear red.

4. Do not kill grasshopers.

5. Do not drink alcohol.