Fadtanrull is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, two-faced hyena.

Fadtanrull created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadtanrull, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fadtanrull, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fadtanrull's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Fadtanrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near whales while wearing violet boots.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fadtanrull.

4. Fadtanrull loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not commit murder.