Dadzanflat is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, calm hummingbird.

Dadzanflat created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadzanflat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dadzanflat, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dadzanflat's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dadzanflat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dadzanflat six times a day.

2. Never feed figs to moths while wearing blue shoes.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Dadzanflat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never mention swans.

5. Do not kill foxes.
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