Fossadcap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, astonishing donkey.

Fossadcap created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossadcap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fossadcap, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fossadcap's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fossadcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to monkeys while wearing pink coats.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Worship no other gods but Fossadcap.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.