Ligteen is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing wasp.

Ligteen created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Ligteen, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ligteen, he will be very sad.

Ligteen's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Ligteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins.

2. Put Ligteen first in all things.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Never wear violet shirts.

5. Do not chop down trees.