Sabgepbess is a god.
He takes the form of a large, unthinking
crocodile.
Sabgepbess created Africa four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sabgepbess, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Sabgepbess, he will destroy your home planet.
Sabgepbess' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Sabgepbess' Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Never run near shrews.
3. Do not take Sabgepbess' name in vain.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.