Betlooptetti is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, duplicitous swallow.

Betlooptetti created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betlooptetti, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Betlooptetti, it will manifest in front of you.

Betlooptetti's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Betlooptetti's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away from green mice, for they are unholy.

3. Always help horses.

4. Run away if eight goats approach from the south.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing gray hats and balancing five gold spheres on your back.