Legparksitpib is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, happy rhinoceros.

Legparksitpib created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Legparksitpib, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Legparksitpib, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Legparksitpib's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Legparksitpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near grasshopers while wearing brown jumpers.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Legparksitpib in the centre of the settlement.