Sitcimtalsid is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, stupid deer.

Sitcimtalsid created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Sitcimtalsid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sitcimtalsid, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sitcimtalsid's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Sitcimtalsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Turtles are not to be trusted.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sitcimtalsid.

4. Never think ill of sick badgers.

5. Do not chant in public.