Ragbenlistdag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, tranquil zebra.

Ragbenlistdag created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Ragbenlistdag, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ragbenlistdag, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ragbenlistdag's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Ragbenlistdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Hide if eight birds approach from the south.

4. Retreat if seven sharks approach from the east.

5. Do not speak about apples.