Pang is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, sage crocodile.

Pang created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pang, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pang, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pang's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Pang's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snails.

2. Do not take Pang's name in vain.

3. Do not keep four horses in a large pit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Never write about galaxies.