Sagsugdod Sigtenkin is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful yak.

Sagsugdod Sigtenkin created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagsugdod Sigtenkin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sagsugdod Sigtenkin, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sagsugdod Sigtenkin's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Sagsugdod Sigtenkin's Holy Commandments

1. Sagsugdod Sigtenkin loves mice, so they must be honoured.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help seals in need.