Yogflansak is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, able duck.

Yogflansak created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogflansak, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yogflansak, he will think nothing of it.

Yogflansak's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Yogflansak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight eagles approach from the east.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

3. Hide from indigo pigs for they are unholy.

4. Dogs are not to be trusted.

5. Never feed lots of peas to tortoises while wearing gray shorts.