Dossnigflabaf is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective crocodile.

Dossnigflabaf created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossnigflabaf, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dossnigflabaf, she will not invite you to parties.

Dossnigflabaf's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dossnigflabaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect nine copper sculptures of Dossnigflabaf on top of important buildings.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.