Tailyarplist is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, deceitful troll.

Tailyarplist created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailyarplist, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tailyarplist, it will not care at all.

Tailyarplist's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Tailyarplist's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.