Jabtarpgepbass is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, almighty weasel.

Jabtarpgepbass created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Jabtarpgepbass, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Jabtarpgepbass, he will throw large rocks at you.

Jabtarpgepbass' most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Jabtarpgepbass' Holy Commandments

1. Jabtarpgepbass must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near ducks while wearing magenta stockings and balancing eight silicon spheres on your legs.

4. Never hurt dolphins.

5. Never laugh in the presence of doves.