Flaplagcibligfad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful lizard.

Flaplagcibligfad created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Flaplagcibligfad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flaplagcibligfad, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Flaplagcibligfad's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Flaplagcibligfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

3. Never chant near tortoises.

4. Feed all hungry sheep.

5. Always obey Flaplagcibligfad's priests.