Dotduss is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, benevolent mouse.

Dotduss created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotduss, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dotduss, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dotduss' most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Dotduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about optics.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.