Huggemwad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, emotional frog.

Huggemwad created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Huggemwad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Huggemwad, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Huggemwad's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Huggemwad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Huggemwad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near shrews while wearing magenta hats and balancing four aluminium spheres on your feet.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never look in ponds.