Tarstipfod is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, contented fox.

Tarstipfod created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Tarstipfod, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tarstipfod, he will have a low opinion of you.

Tarstipfod's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tarstipfod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight sheep approach from the south.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not speak about coconuts.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tarstipfod.