Kadlunfun is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, prudent dove.

Kadlunfun created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadlunfun, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kadlunfun, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kadlunfun's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Kadlunfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five tapirs in a large pit.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Do not eat coconuts.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Do not cook food in pots.