Nutlisttam is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, conceited cobra.

Nutlisttam created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutlisttam, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nutlisttam, it will make you grow a tail.

Nutlisttam's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nutlisttam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always help sick sharks.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Never wear indigo hats.