Narljatfitbadfad is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, impressive whale.

Narljatfitbadfad created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narljatfitbadfad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Narljatfitbadfad, it will think nothing of it.

Narljatfitbadfad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Narljatfitbadfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always help aardvarks.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always treat porpoises with great respect.