Arfxuckbesskap is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, smart wombat.

Arfxuckbesskap created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Arfxuckbesskap, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Arfxuckbesskap, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Arfxuckbesskap's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Arfxuckbesskap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Arfxuckbesskap.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Worship no other gods but Arfxuckbesskap.

5. Never think ill of sick otters.