Nig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, confident weasel.

Nig created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nig, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nig's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Nig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nig.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.