Flagfotsas is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, irritating parrot.

Flagfotsas created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagfotsas, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flagfotsas, it will send you a sign.

Flagfotsas' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Flagfotsas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Flagfotsas on top of all buildings.

2. Worship no other gods but Flagfotsas.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Do not chop down trees.