Volbigzeddam is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet dragonfly.

Volbigzeddam created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Volbigzeddam, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Volbigzeddam, it will turn you into a duck.

Volbigzeddam's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Volbigzeddam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always treat turtles with great respect.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. You must pray to Volbigzeddam five times a day.