Stiknurfettabnurgar is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, intelligent finch.

Stiknurfettabnurgar created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stiknurfettabnurgar, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stiknurfettabnurgar, he will turn you into a frog.

Stiknurfettabnurgar's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Stiknurfettabnurgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not eat nuts.

4. Always treat mice with great respect.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.