Cubgemmad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, almighty dove.

Cubgemmad created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubgemmad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cubgemmad, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cubgemmad's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Cubgemmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat tomatoes.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Do not stand on grass.