Rulwondudzag is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, strong wyrm.

Rulwondudzag created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulwondudzag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rulwondudzag, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rulwondudzag's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Rulwondudzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Always stare at clouds.