Lunsanlab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unthoughtful wyvern.

Lunsanlab created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunsanlab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lunsanlab, it will destroy your home solar system.

Lunsanlab's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Lunsanlab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Feed all hungry snakes.