Sasfabcubmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, ruthless squid.

Sasfabcubmeg created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sasfabcubmeg, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sasfabcubmeg, she will turn you into a sheep.

Sasfabcubmeg's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sasfabcubmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four foxes approach from the north.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sasfabcubmeg.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Sasfabcubmeg in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.