Rowdidquim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish mouse.

Rowdidquim created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowdidquim, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rowdidquim, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rowdidquim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rowdidquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Rowdidquim must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Always obey Rowdidquim's priests.