Flisontgum is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, humane slug.

Flisontgum created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisontgum, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Flisontgum, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flisontgum's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Flisontgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Retreat if three eagles approach from the east.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.