Ganhabnib is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful squirrel.

Ganhabnib created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Ganhabnib, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ganhabnib, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Ganhabnib's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Ganhabnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. You must love Ganhabnib.

3. Do not keep five aardvarks in a large pit.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Ganhabnib in the centre of the settlement.