Naddobsab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome human.

Naddobsab created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Naddobsab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Naddobsab, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Naddobsab's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Naddobsab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three titanium sculptures of Naddobsab on top of important buildings.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Naddobsab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Naddobsab.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.