Xucnabbon is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, vain chinchilla.

Xucnabbon created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xucnabbon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xucnabbon, she will turn you into a snail.

Xucnabbon's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Xucnabbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Always help sick snakes.

4. Xucnabbon loves ants, so they must be honoured.

5. You must pray to Xucnabbon seven times a day.