Cinafrow is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, effective alligator.

Cinafrow created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Cinafrow, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cinafrow, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cinafrow's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cinafrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cherries to swans while wearing pink shoes.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never paint your arms indigo.

4. Cinafrow must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.