Tunbogvon is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, humane salamander.

Tunbogvon created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunbogvon, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tunbogvon, she will curse you with boils.

Tunbogvon's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tunbogvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always pray immersed in water.