Ruttnaknur is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciful chinchilla.

Ruttnaknur created tapeworms three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttnaknur, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ruttnaknur, it will turn you into a rat.

Ruttnaknur's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Ruttnaknur's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Ruttnaknur in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Ruttnaknur in the centre of the settlement.