Vidpinnelguntomdam is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, sapient wyrm.

Vidpinnelguntomdam created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidpinnelguntomdam, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vidpinnelguntomdam, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Vidpinnelguntomdam's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Vidpinnelguntomdam's Holy Commandments

1. Vidpinnelguntomdam must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Hide from turquoise pigs for they are unholy.

4. Always obey Vidpinnelguntomdam's priests.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.