Yartingget is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, boastful lobster.

Yartingget created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartingget, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yartingget, he will manifest in front of you.

Yartingget's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Yartingget's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three gulls approach from the west.

2. Hide from gray cats for they are unholy.

3. Do not kill monkeys.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.